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Monday, May 30, 2005

Karaoke King for a Week

So last week I won a karaoke contest. First off, I want to thank the one, the only, the unforgettable Barry Manilow:

Barry, thanks for being you. You are an inspiration to many of us, and your fashion sense rivals Liberace's. And you won me a free Zeno's t-shirt. What more can I ask of a guy I've never even met? What a pal!

What song did I sing? Why, Copacabana, of course! It's a crowd-pleaser. This was a big improvement over my lounge singer version of "The Pusher" by Steppenwolf. All those "Goddamns" being crooned out in a cheesy imitation of Wayne Newton can get on the audience's nerves. I seem to do best when imitating actual lounge singers. Of course, I still think my best all-time performance was Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby", in the style of Dick Cheese.

Dick, who?

Richard "Dick" Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, that's who.
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Now that's a class act. If this whole physics thing doesn't work out, maybe I can go to Vegas and belt out "Bust a Move" a la Sinatra.


  • At 10:24 AM, Anonymous mark said…

    his album titles are hilarious.

    and The Pusher in lounge style?
    you madman.

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