What really gets me are women who get butt-toppers (butttoppers?) or tattoos on their bellies. Obviously, they are not considering what happens when you birth a few babbies. You see, your skin will most likely becoming very stretched out, and after pushing out your kiddo (or having him cut out) will stay stretched out to some degree. This means that awesome tattoo you got when you were 19, that looked so great for your 4 years of college is now going to look something like this. Brilliant.
This should have been in The Onion- one man's quest to enter the swimming pool unadorned with skin art. How dare he!
Last but not least, I wonder if some guys ever get butt-toppers. You can only guess what that would mean.