DrLudicrous' Domain of Dementia

A glimpse into the inner workings of a watch missing one too many cogs. Prepare yourself for time dilation.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

One Tough Old Dude

This old man from Kenya is amazing. Incredibly gutsy.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Praise Jesus!

Which would Jesus do?

Friday, June 17, 2005

How fitting!

Some people just get what's coming to them. Read on-

A Lakeview Drive woman, 25, believes two men stole her $13,000 wedding ring late June 9 or early June 10.

The woman met the men at Slam Jams. After drinking four beers, she decided to spend the night with them. About 2 a.m., the three walked to Hampton Inn across the street.

The woman left the hotel at 7 a.m. June 10. Both men were still sleeping. At 9 a.m. she realized her wedding ring was missing. She went back to Hampton, but the men were gone.

The woman and hotel workers looked for the ring, but they couldn't find it.

Slam Jams. Classy.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

ABC News: Men Can Also Offer Their Babies a Nipple

ABC News: Men Can Also Offer Their Babies a Nipple

Yes, but why on Earth would they want to?

Climb on, but watch out for the poop

CNN has a Reuter article entitled Sanitation problems for climbers. It's about how mountain climbers are getting sick with all kinds of ailments from leftover poop from previous climbers. Who woulda thunkit? And what can be done to solve this dilemma? Your suggestions are welcome.

Free Things to do in Ohio

I got this idea from a show the Don pointed out to me called "30 Days". In the show, a guy and his girlfriend live on minimum wage in Columbus, Ohio, for 30 days. One day, he is looking for free things to do with his nephew and neice and looks up this site. It includes such classics as:

Animal shelter: Kind of a sad visit if you don’t plan to adopt an animal but you may consider volunteering to walk a dog. Sometimes, the facility will allow you to tour its clinic and explain the shots and other treatments. It’s good for kids to learn about pet care.

Bank: Call up your local bank and ask for a tour. Winter Advisory: If you wear a ski-mask, take it off before entering the bank. Kids love the big vaults.

Model homes: Create your own home and garden show. Just go to dream or get ideas for your own home improvement or landscaping project. Bring a camera.

Water Plant/power plant: Yet another tour awaiting your phone call.

Wow. Ohio just isn't a very fun place to be if you are living on the cheap. One thing this site didn't mention is my favorite pasttime- watching the antics of the crazy crackheads that filter in and out of the rundown house across the street from me. It's better than HBO!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Don's New Beaux

Don's new girlfriend sure is hot, but that wig of his has got to go! And are they both really stoned?

Monday, June 13, 2005

A familiar face

Who is that guy in the white suit? He sure looks familiar. I wonder if he's a fellow time traveller. Any hoot, he has some big guns, doesn't he? Let's take a closer look at that mug:

What a happy fellow!

Friday, June 10, 2005

For the Don

What kind of weird version of volleyball is this? Is that line in the middle the net, and if so, why are people floating on top of one another?

Also, I like the high-quality graphics.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Cheap Gas for the Masses

Cheap Gas is a website that combines Google maps with user submitted gas prices to form a map. You can then click on a gas station within the map to find it price, as well as having a list of gas stations sorted by price.

Monday, June 06, 2005

What me, worry?

'Nuff said.

Friday, June 03, 2005

This Post Dedicated to Mademoiselles Dirienzo and Batun

This is what I looked like before my disfiguring accident:

You know what I'm talking about.

Praise the Lord!

:::xxxchurch.com::: This place is for real. Incredible. I like "Wally's seven day porn challenge", which you can learn more about at Wally the Weiner's website.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Congratulations to the Don

Congratulations go out to the Don on passing his general exam with psychedelic colors.

This is the Don. He is a good guy. Seventy-nine.