tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55994812011-09-17T10:49:09.481-04:00A glimpse into the inner workings of a watch missing one too many cogs. Prepare yourself for time dilation.Dr. Ludicroushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08958017370535950327noreply@blogger.comBlogger531100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599481.post-1145247860610087972006-04-17T00:22:00.000-04:002006-04-17T00:24:20.620-04:00

Dear God, and to think of all those years I've been going to the opthamologist and paying the Man for his contact lenses, spectacles, and other visual crutches. Not anymore!

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My girlfriend has just informed me that I am number 66 on her cell phone speed dial list. 66? What the heck! Apparently, in no particular order, I am behind voicemail, her friend that lives in Tennessee, some dude named Matt, housemates she hardly ever sees, and her best friend's boyfriend. Here is a metaphor for the possible future of our relationship:I want to be a single-digit dial. Otherwise

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What the hell is this thing? A blow-dryer for ear hair? A ray-gun? An earplug applicator?You make the call.

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Hey, and she can't sing either! You scored as Ashlee Simpson. You are most like Ashlee Simpson (looks are not identical you just have similar features)Ashlee Simpson25%Pamela Anderson0%Lindsay Lohan0%Paris Hilton0%Michael Jackson0%What Celebrity Could Be Your Twin!? (Awesome!!)created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Inhalents. Sniffing chemicals you found under the sink again? Tsk tsk! This will lead you nowhere, and your high will only last a few minutes, or even seconds. You're breathing in toxins which cause deprivation of oxygen to your brain.Did you know you can DIE the first time you try huffing? Go for somethin else, babe.Inhalents81%Marijuana69%None!63%Mushrooms56%Alcohol56%Ecstacy44%

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Look below to see the results of my religion quiz. I didn't know I had such Satanic tendencies! But oh well, looks like it's Wicca for me! You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.Paganism67%Satanism50%Buddhism46%atheism42%agnosticism38%Judaism21%Christianity17%

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Yes, that's right, the Dark Lord of the Sith is interested in playing 20 questions with you, complete with witty commentary by Mr. Badass himself, Darth Vader. To check it out, just click the title link.

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Just who the heck is this dude? Where's he going, and why? Why does he look so pissed off? What's going on in his little one-horned cabeza? And is it just me, or does his horse have a goatee or a moustache? It's a freakin' Beatnik Death Steed!

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Man, what the #*(% did I drink last night? I'm pukin my guts out here!

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I think title link speaks for itself, so I won't comment on it. But to go along with the theme of the title:PS- I highly recommend not viewing any of the other pictures on the second website (the picture, not the title link). These people are incredibly scary- I think they may be in a cult.

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This old man from Kenya is amazing. Incredibly gutsy.

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Which would Jesus do?

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Some people just get what's coming to them. Read on-A Lakeview Drive woman, 25, believes two men stole her $13,000 wedding ring late June 9 or early June 10.The woman met the men at Slam Jams. After drinking four beers, she decided to spend the night with them. About 2 a.m., the three walked to Hampton Inn across the street.The woman left the hotel at 7 a.m. June 10. Both men were still sleeping

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ABC News: Men Can Also Offer Their Babies a Nipple Yes, but why on Earth would they want to?

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CNN has a Reuter article entitled Sanitation problems for climbers. It's about how mountain climbers are getting sick with all kinds of ailments from leftover poop from previous climbers. Who woulda thunkit? And what can be done to solve this dilemma? Your suggestions are welcome.

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I got this idea from a show the Don pointed out to me called "30 Days". In the show, a guy and his girlfriend live on minimum wage in Columbus, Ohio, for 30 days. One day, he is looking for free things to do with his nephew and neice and looks up this site. It includes such classics as:Animal shelter: Kind of a sad visit if you don’t plan to adopt an animal but you may consider volunteering to

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Don's new girlfriend sure is hot, but that wig of his has got to go! And are they both really stoned?

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Who is that guy in the white suit? He sure looks familiar. I wonder if he's a fellow time traveller. Any hoot, he has some big guns, doesn't he? Let's take a closer look at that mug:What a happy fellow!

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What kind of weird version of volleyball is this? Is that line in the middle the net, and if so, why are people floating on top of one another?Also, I like the high-quality graphics.

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Cheap Gas is a website that combines Google maps with user submitted gas prices to form a map. You can then click on a gas station within the map to find it price, as well as having a list of gas stations sorted by price.

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'Nuff said.

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This is what I looked like before my disfiguring accident:You know what I'm talking about.

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:::xxxchurch.com::: This place is for real. Incredible. I like "Wally's seven day porn challenge", which you can learn more about at Wally the Weiner's website.

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Congratulations go out to the Don on passing his general exam with psychedelic colors.This is the Don. He is a good guy. Seventy-nine.

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So last week I won a karaoke contest. First off, I want to thank the one, the only, the unforgettable Barry Manilow:Barry, thanks for being you. You are an inspiration to many of us, and your fashion sense rivals Liberace's. And you won me a free Zeno's t-shirt. What more can I ask of a guy I've never even met? What a pal!What song did I sing? Why, Copacabana, of course! It's a crowd-pleaser.

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Hee hee!

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Torpedo in the reservoir!

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OMG! It's a chimera!

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Look out, mateys, it's the dread pirate Rasta!

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Stay-at-home Mom, stuttering Dad, emotionally deprived and disabled only child.

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[19:48] Arjuna Yeah, I have 8x AGP. It'd be like having a set of teeth in my asshole, absolutely useless.[19:48] Arjuna Actually, a set of teeth in my asshole would be useful in certain circumstances.[19:49] Prezident yea, like if you were in prison[19:49] Arjuna Yep, that is what I was thinking.[19:49] Arjuna As long as the teeth could bite down it'd be ok.[19:49] Arjuna Teeth without the jaw

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Here are my questions...Three names I've been called:MacPhudpucker (grandpa)MotorMouth (Jerry, the schoolbus driver in 1st grade)Paul (some guy at a deli back home, who must have wondered wtf when I signed my name)Three screen names that I am glad I didn't choose:1. ltcmdrphoeonix2. feynman3. cmdrphoenixThree things I like about James Morris:1. Arizona2. His hair (Jen White's a big fan too)3. He

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Darth Vader needs a little lovin now and again.

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Jesus... and people say Cleveland is bad.

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What's in those Lucky Charms? 

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Those crazy Europeans sure know how to make a good game: Who knew that five games are unlimited variations?

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What is up with this "certified preowned" B.S.? Remember when this didn't exist? I wonder if it's in the dictionary yet. Whichever marketing person thought of this first should be tried for crimes against humanity.

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If your a guy, you've seen 'em before- urinal cakes with a motto or message on them. Why do these things even exist? How can a company make money selling ads on a thing that people piss on? I mean, whatever it is you would like people to do (say, buy cars at your used car lot, or to not do drugs), they are literally pissing on your message.Of course, there are always other types of urinal

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Go ahead, stick your head inside! There's a shiny new Texas quarter down there!

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I have no idea what this is- it could be really gross, or it could be really cool. You tell me.

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Those of you who are acquainted with me know that I am not a big fan of seafood and dairy. As a matter of fact, they disgust me. I have to leave the room if someone is eating fish or cheese because the smell makes me want to vomit all over everything- in my mind, this would improve the ambiance of the room. I also don't believe in hell, but if there is one, this would be on the menu every

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I never have really been into tattoos. It's not that they gross me out, some are actually quite artistic; however, I would not get one myself.. Unfortunately, most tattoos are not the most tasteful forms of art out there. I view these as a fad such as Roos, friendship bracelets, mood rings, acid-washed jeans, etc., except this is a fad-for-life.What really gets me are women who get

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Man, this is so disappointing. This however, is not.

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Seen somewhere in the forests of central Ohio:For more good stuff in this vein, visit here.

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Why flick a Bic?

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Are comments working? Please comment.

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Why do we say "clean as a whistle"? Is there some inherently clean property about whistles? When I think of whistles, I think of a little metal thing that a person blows into, possibly with bad breath, spit, boogers, you name it, flying into it. That's anything but clean in my book. Kind of gross actually. Next time someone says clean as a whistle, I think I might bring this up: as clean as

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Man, someone beat me to the punch. I should have had this idea a lot sooner.

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It really pays to be Jewish, or a Buddhist. Southern Baptist, not so good. Hmm, maybe there is a God.

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The French love Jerry Lewis. Read on to find out who is hot stuff in India's Bollywood.

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Fascinating.http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=684488

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This is amazing-http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html

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